Of taking a bull by its tail....

I wanted to write something different and crazy... maybe even illogical... or as my friends use the term... illogical logic :-)

Someday I am going to try and take it to an end :-)

Well here goes...

This story involves a powerful, mythological, legendary bull who goes by the name... well some name... this is the preliminary draft start... will come up with something shortly... on with the story...

 Once upon a time in Mumbai... ohh wait Mumbai didnt exist then... ahhh you got to love mythology...

 Once upon a time in a far away land... where chickens crossed the roads without having their motives questioned -  only to be run over by other speeding animals - there lived a bull. He was no ordinary bull... on the contrary... to borrow from Po, the Kung-fu Panda - He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!!! 

 So now that we have established him as the greatest thing since sliced bread - or before Rajnikant if you prefer it that way - lets get on with the story.

 The legendary bull was taking his legendary walk through the park...strutting his stuff at all the cows... well, he is a bull so he is horny... presume an Arnold schwarzenegger physique with the drop dead gorgeous looks of the Twilight vampire... cha ching

wait for some time as I run for cover to protect myself against this charging bull... wild bull in wild imagination... help... 

<creepy silence sequence... now slowly starting of the noise of keyboard keys being hit to form a story>

The bull is very proud of his tail... He swishes it around like a magic wand... Also he uses it as an effective weapon against the deadly armies of flies and mosquitoes... He also takes pride in his precision to really dish it out to those fly by the night armies. This ability of his makes him really popular with the crowd all around.

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For now, this is the end of the story... will write the follow soon...